Your Secret Valentine

Chat reblogged from Definitely The Best Medicine
- mom: hey wanna hear something funny
- me: sure
- mom: you know what the difference between you and a calender is
- me: no
- mom: a calender actually has dates
- me:
- mom:
- me:
- mom:
- me: i know
- 52814
1. roscosexy liked this
2. carolainara liked this
3. not-a-hit-and-run liked this
4. aye-its-allisonrae liked this
5. birdyeatsdinosaurs reblogged this from cjavrr
6. arrestedmoments reblogged this from undressingeveryword
7. qqiz liked this
8. lets-setsail reblogged this from cjavrr
9. wthpatrick liked this
10. loosee-pham liked this
11. loosee-pham reblogged this from cjavrr
12. ojerioj liked this
13. ayeesjay liked this
14. cjavrr reblogged this from undressingeveryword
15. just-another-lonely-soul liked this
16. just-another-lonely-soul reblogged this from undressingeveryword
17. suxtobeu liked this
18. undressingeveryword reblogged this from anaischoucino
19. anaischoucino reblogged this from thatfunnyblog
20. anirreplaceablespark liked this
21. olga-love reblogged this from hopesexample and added:
  
  funny? Me: Sure. Mom: You...is? Me: No. Mom: A...dates! Me:...
22. crloc4 liked this
23. dreaming-of-serendipity liked this
24. duckbuttt reblogged this from strawberrypaniced
25. chubby4life liked this
26. m0nster-in-me reblogged this from kavelinnn
27. notthingpersonal reblogged this from maxiepad
28. lydia-martin liked this
29. earthtolyndee reblogged this from pimpfresh
30. cgonzalez-xo reblogged this from m-0nster and added:
  
  me: mom: me: mom: me:
31. dog-master liked this
32. thekidquartet liked this
33. tide-s liked this
34. pleasetellyourvaginatoshutup liked this
35. pleasetellyourvaginatoshutup reblogged this from stayf4ke
36. rushhourtraffic liked this
37. -alannahs liked this
38. ijaaay liked this
39. stayf4ke reblogged this from kavelinnn
40. kavelinnn reblogged this from meaganpk
41. meaganpk reblogged this from asimplelittlekindoffreee
42. if-you-re-a-bird reblogged this from m-0nster and added:
  
  me: mom: me: mom: me:
43. barbiethecovergirl liked this
44. loudblondegirl liked this
45. swagatopia reblogged this from asimplelittlekindoffreee
46. johns-butt-ovaries reblogged this from buttfat and added:
  
  me: mom: me: mom: me:
47. akaeleethegreat reblogged this from nisha-soma
48. b3autiful-soul reblogged this from istolesierrakusterbecksvirginity
49. istolesierrakusterbecksvirginity reblogged this from screwtheworldiwantcheese
50. jealousyismyworstfeature liked this
51. Show more notesLoading...